Written by Eddie Pepitone Tuesday, 10 November 2009 12:48

Yes I am kidding you, but then again the comic has to be the truth-teller. I can tell you about farts and dating and why is there cheese in the crust jokes but I prefer to talk about the fact that we are all going to die- alone , facing our version of god and when that happens farts and cheese in pizza crusts jokes will seem pointless.

I want to perform as if we are all going to die in a second! We do die with every breath say the buddhists. When I am on my game i am in touch  with all of the collective pain in the world. When I am off my game I talk about .... well i am just killing time till I feel the death and life vibe that informs us. If  you want to be unconcious please do not come to my shows. If you want to be concious I will be performing this week at the following venues: Largo with Patton Oswalt and Friends at 9pm on saturday the 14th of November. Largo is located on La Cienega  between Beverly and 3rd.  Then on Sunday I will be performing at UCB-LA with Marc Maron at 8pm!  Join me if you care to awaken from the dream of form.